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Why did the scarecrow get promoted in the flood?

because it was outstanding in its field.

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1. What is the difference between yo mama and my unicycle?

Only one person at a time can ride my unicycle.

2. Yo mama so fat,

she once dived into the ocean and now that point is called Mariana trench.

3. What do you call a Caucasian anime fan's alarm clock?

A weeb rouser.

4. How long is my penis?

How long is yo Mama's throat?

5. What’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?

After a bullet kills someone you know it’s been fired.

6. Yo mama so old…

She remembered ‘Sonic Colours’ back when it was ‘Sonic Black & White’

7. What's the difference between unicycle and my ex

Unicycle can take only one person at a time.

8. Yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

9. Yo mama so fat she pooped

I, u/YoMamaSoFatShePooped , have found my people

10. Yo mama so fat, that when she farted, she started global warming 💀

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